Burnt Crimson

Wait. Did you just compare Marilee Jones to Jude the Obscure? That’s a little…obscure.

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I think everyone who reads this has already heard me make this joke, but here it is anyway.

I think the writer of this movie wrote the entire thing on a dare from a fellow writer. I think the bet was that he had to write a screenplay with every line made entirely of clichés. It’s brilliant like that.